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Hi everyone, I'm Dr. Phil. I'm here to introduce you to a man who doesn't have problems with his family, with his spouse, or with his social life...he has a problem with blowing stuff up. His name is Megatron, and he wants to kick your butt - ninja style. Take a look at these exclusive images we have of Megatron's recent trip to the grocery store, and at the end of the show, I'll tell you how Megatron has had an effect on my life...stay tuned. |
Megatron finds a delicious treat
Megatron picks out a holiday turkey
Megatron says no to fattening foods
Megatron runs into an old buddy
Megatron buys something special for his mom
Megatron is pleased with himself
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Boy, I sure am great. Great great great. I love flirting with women in the audience while my wife sits back idly and grits her teeth. Oh, we're back! Well, at the beginning of the show, I promised I'd tell you how Megatron has affected my life. This man has given me some great ideas over the past few years on how to think up inane schemes to finally conquer my arch rival, Oprah. Thanks to Megatron, I will be the new queen of daytime television in only three more months! I can hardly believe it. Well, that's our show, thanks for watching, and don't beat your kids. |
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